Listen up here, cowboy! You never deserved my YES, but for some odd reason, I gave it to you anyway, and now I regret it.

You slid into my life looking delicious and warm, and I thought you were kind and good for my soul. However, over the years, I have come to find out that you, YOU, are the worst thing and, at the same time, the best thing I’ve ever had the pleasure of biting.

And I’m hooked on you!

From that point on, all you heard from me was YES.

Yes, I’ll have thirds

Yes, I’ll be back at midnight

Yes, I’ll have more tomorrow

Yes, I’ll hide you so no one else can have any

Yes, I’m greedy

Now look at me, locked in a fierce battle to shed this stubborn weight that clings to me like a loyal friend. No matter how hard I try to shake you off, you persist, grinning and saying, ‘We’re in this together, forever, Besties, until the end.’

But I refuse to accept that fate!

You never deserved my yes, but since I gave it to you, I will continue to say yes because you are delicious. But I’ll tell you this: I have a concrete plan that will ensure that I can enjoy you and stay fitish.

The Plan Because I can’t say NO

• Drinking plenty of water is a must; at least half your body weight every day
• Getting the appropriate amount of sleep, you’ll know the amount when you feel rested and brand new in the morning,
• Have your weights ready to go and work on your upper body and lower body on separate days
• Eat healthy and earn that delicious treat

Don’t eat it often, but everything is welcomed in moderation.
And all though these brownies may not deserve my yes, I’ll give to them anyway.

You could have chosen any blog to read, but you chose mine, and I’m honored!

Source: You never deserved my YES – Belladonna’s Flashlight