…A successful mini facelift is supposed to last for at least 10 years. The improvement in the dump didn’t make it to even 10 days. The present state of the dump reminds me of the popular TV reality show “Botched.” Plastic surgeons Terry Dubrow and Paul Nassif attempted to fix all sorts of mistakes made by their less competent colleagues: eyebrows lifted out of alignment; lips swollen to an unnatural size; faces twisted; and on and on.

The Papine Market dump requires far more than a facelift. It needs to be completely overhauled. First of all, it must be relocated. It cannot be left facing the main road, which is named in honour of Sir John Golding, the distinguished orthopaedic surgeon who made such an outstanding contribution to Jamaican society. His son Mark, Leader of the Opposition, must ensure that Darrington Ferguson, the newly election councillor in the Papine Division, fixes the problem of the dump…

Source: Papine Market Dump Right Back to filthy – Jamaica Woman Tongue