Evolution of the Household Appliance (God’s Microwave)

The Twisting Tail

I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add “er”.

Mitch Hedberg

To err is…

impart wit
my name writ
all over it
Deviner


We are mold
Growing on a burrito
God left
Forgotten
In heaven’s microwave 


The laundry gods
With their lightning bolts so clean
Electrifying my undies
Now, I’m the fastest thing you’ve never seen


In 1908 the Hurley Machine Company of Chicago, Illinois, launched the first electric clothes washer, named 'The Mighty Thor.'


To be
Colour free
Produces
Freedom
From the restraints
Of colour


The amazing experience
Of vacuuming;
it both sucks and blows


The Pressure Cooker is updating with the times
And will now be known as the Stress Cooker.


Lune: Fridge 9000

can you hear me, HAL
problem solved
family is gone


The motorized compressors of early refrigerators (1920s) could…

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