Nick Clegg tries to shed clean-cut image by dry humping a foam finger during PMQs

Pride's Purge

(satire?)

There was shock and outrage last night after ex-child Disney star Nick Clegg twerked and dry humped a foam finger during Prime Minister’s Question Time in an effort to outgrow his innocent, childish image and appear more rebellious and grown up to his fans.

As part of a calculated attempt to shed his clean Disney image by looking and acting more like an adult, Mr Clegg sparked hundreds of complaints from BBC viewers after he stuck out his tongue and rubbed his butt against David Cameron’s crotch during a live broadcast of Prime Minister’s Question Time.

“I’m nobody’s patsy ,” Mr Clegg told Pride’s Purge in an exclusive interview. “I’m a rebel, a maverick and I do what I want. Yeah – it’s true I’m f**ked up – I have so many f**king issues— but everyone does dumb stuff now and again – especially when they’re messed up. So…

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