David Cameron presents more macho image with fishing and bare-chested photos

Afraid Cameron likes his meat pies and chips too much for such a pose.

Pride's Purge

(satire?)

David Cameron’s electoral strategy guru Lynton Crosby has reportedly advised the prime minister to present a more macho image in a bid to emulate Russian President Vladimir Putin’s successful attempts at increasing his popularity by presenting himself as a tough man of the people:

putin macho

As part of the new strategy, the prime minister has given permission for photographs to be released of himself fishing while on holiday in Portugal:

DAVID-CAMERON-fishing

Photographs of Mr Cameron baring his naked upper torso have also been released:

david-cameron-naked torso

In order to familiarise themselves with the new strategy, Senior Conservative Party strategists have reportedly been studying the following photographs of the Russian President:

The 16 Most Homoerotic Photos Of Vladimir Putin

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